Friday, February 15, 2008

Mr Fflwfhfcashml

First of all, i would like to add a person into my curse list. I do not know him at all so we shall give him a name( it is rude to call him man). Let's call him Mr Fucking Fat Loser Who Fucks His Father's CHEEBYE And Sucks His Mother's LANJIAO,or Mr Fflwfhfcashml for short.

Scenario:

I was on my way way on bus 8. As there were no seats but lots of space at the rear,i moved to the back of the bus. As there were some people at the back, i could only move to the exit door. So there i was,minding my own business listening to my mp3. When the bus was reaching a bustop, i felt a tap on my back. I turned around and saw a man looking at me( He was sitting at the seat nearest and opposite the exit door). Yes, that's Mr Fflwfhfcashml. He spoke in chinese. "Ni yao xia che mah?" For anyone who does not understand, it means "Are you alighting?"

I shook my head and said 'no'. Guess what he said? He snapped, " Bu yao xia che jiu bu yao dang bie ren de lu" (Don't block people's way if you don't want to alight) At first i thought he was just being rude so i shifted to let his fat body pass as he stood up. When he was standing, he kept staring at me as if i was some sort of rude child blocking his fucking fat way. What's the worst part? Even though he has alighted, he kept staring at me from the bustop even when the bus started moving. WARNING!Extreme swearing starts here.
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR YOU FUCKER.I DIDN'T BLOCK YOUR FUCKING WAY. HOW THE FUCK WAS I TO MOVE WHEN THE BUS WAS FUCKING MOVING?! USE YOUR FUCKING BRAINS TO THINK OR EVEN YOUR FUCKING FATS IF YOU DONT HAVE BRAINS. YOU THINK THAT BY STARING YOU WOULD BE MORE INTIMIDATING?IF YOU HAD EVEN OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SAID SOMETHING I SWEAR THAT I WOULD HAVE ARGUED. I GET IT NOW.YOUR HAVE NO BALLS TO ARGUE SO YOU HAD TO SUCK YOU MOM'S BALLS. AND FOR FUCK SAKE,HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW IF YOU WANTED TO ALIGHT?HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW THAT I WAS BLOCKING YOU WAY?CAN'T YOU JUST SAY EXCUSE ME OR SOMETHING?YOU STUPID PARENT FUCKER. I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU DIE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO THAT EARTH WOULD BE CLEANER FROM FUCKERS LIKE YOU.GOOD DAY TO YOU.ENJOY IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.THE END.

Anyone who wants to contribute is welcomed. Swearing will be greatly appreciated. if anyone ever encounter such a thing, please do not just keep quiet.

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